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(856): View more from New Jersey

Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.

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(434): View more from Virginia

We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Are you still in his room?

(540): View more from Virginia

Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.

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