Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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