i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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