dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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