What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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