Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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