Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)

(650): View more from California

nah, i'm gonna grab some food

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Woah.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

that's not how you spell hell yes.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?

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Yep

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(973): View more from New Jersey

5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed

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