boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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