I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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