You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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