Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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