you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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