yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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