Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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