He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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