It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
why is half of my head shaved?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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