the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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