No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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