I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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