Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
