My brain says no but my pants say off.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just googled if crying burns calories
There's always time for handjobs
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He did a backflip because drugs
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