my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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