we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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