I can't watch pbs sober anymore
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
