she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I smell stomach acid.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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