what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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