you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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