He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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