I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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