Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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