I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Soap is not a condiment
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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