dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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