he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
