i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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