She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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