let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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