Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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