I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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