People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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