i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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