dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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