What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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