Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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