I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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