problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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