how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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