hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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