I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
my poor anus
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
