went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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