That's intense
Who wears a wallet chain?!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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